It is a Tumor! A Brief Chronologly of the Cancer in My Ass.
Updated: Aug 6
Day 0-Day 16,425: Ass free of cancer
Day 16,426-Present Day: Schedule colonoscopy
Circa Day 18,229: This hemorrhoid is really getting annoying
Day 18,309: Hospital doctor scheduled colonscopy for me
Day 18,311: Ass not free of cancer
all dates assumptions

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