Turns out recovering from surgery and pain meds took my motivation for updating my ass cancer journey from a 3 to a -4.8. But here are the highlights. I went on an inspirational art walk around my floor. I love the way the artist melds two non related nature stock images into one; when juxtaposed with the sterile personality of a hospital room, it almost feels like home. I tried to find religion but ended up feeling more lost. but serendipitously I found some unfinished pharm

I'm told yesterday's surgery went well. I believe the docs mostly because I don't appear to have a bag coming off my side to collect poop! Thank you to everyone that has reached out, the love I have felt has been so overwhelming it almost made me make a tear however I was saving the extra fluid for my pre-surgery colonoscopy. Think that made a big difference!!!

Prepping for surgery to have a mass removed from my ass.

MRI perform on ACD2 to rule out metastasis to other organs-awaiting results. Not awaiting results of the bowel prep taken overnight for “today’s” colonoscopy😄

Sorry no posts…….i have ass cancer!

Special chonies for the recent MRI. Credit to 5 milligrams of valium for this picture.

Yesterday a man in a white coat told me I had the ass cancer.

Day 0-Day 16,425: Ass free of cancer Day 16,426-Present Day: Schedule colonoscopy Circa Day 18,229: This hemorrhoid is really getting annoying Day 18,309: Hospital doctor scheduled colonscopy for me Day 18,311: Ass not free of cancer all dates assumptions

Cancer is a word that strikes fear into the hearts of many. When it comes to colorectal cancer, often referred to as "ass cancer," the topic can feel heavy and daunting. However, it’s essential to approach this subject with complete seriousness. After all, laughter can kill. In this post, we will explore the facts about ass cancer, its symptoms, risk factors, and prevention methods, while also sprinkling in some ass jokes to see if you are paying attention. Close-up view of a